my-name-is-bean:

new disney sucks ass

(Source: necrophilofthefuture, via laughcentre)

Timestamp: 1411692397

my-name-is-bean:

new disney sucks ass

(Source: necrophilofthefuture, via laughcentre)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via dutchster)

Timestamp: 1411692363

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via dutchster)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

amateur

(via dutchster)

Timestamp: 1408554807

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

amateur

(via dutchster)

thirsty-pocket:

What facebook feels like on ur birthday.

image

(Source: always-spooky-pocket, via punk-me-up)

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via orgasmic-humor)

Timestamp: 1408343056

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via orgasmic-humor)

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dutchster)

Timestamp: 1408299814

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dutchster)

goldblxxded:

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

ok but did they watch the tapes

(via misterdoctorprofessornick)

Timestamp: 1408299536

goldblxxded:

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

ok but did they watch the tapes

(via misterdoctorprofessornick)

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via mysteriousbum)

Timestamp: 1408299450

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via mysteriousbum)

Anonymous:
dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via orgasmic-humor)

Timestamp: 1408299348

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via orgasmic-humor)

godotal:

I think he needs a push…

(via hiding-kaitlyn)

Timestamp: 1407002173

godotal:

I think he needs a push…

(via hiding-kaitlyn)

sadbitch2003:

Sext:

image

(via radbutsupersad)

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via radbutsupersad)

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

(via radbutsupersad)